“Slow down/you move too fast/Got to make the morning last/Trippin’ down the cobblestones/lookin’ for fun & feelin’ groovy.”
Simon & Garfunkel, “Feelin’ Groovy”
Mercury does the retrograde rag from 3/30/11-4/23/11. Snorting with red-hot impatience, this wily witser reverses along Aries Avenue. He careens past wild-eyed Uranus (who is orchestrating several revolutions simultaneously), and high-fives Jupiter, who is preaching fire-and-brimstone to anyone who will listen.
Accidents can happen, especially during the next 3 weeks. Be rash and you crash. The banana peel slips under your heel. Haste makes waste. So go to the gym or out for a swim. Break a sweat, pet, and slow your pace. You’ll get more done if you’re having fun.
The cardinal rules of this volatile Mercury retrograde? Think before you speak. Rein in your impulses. Otherwise, Aries bravado can backfire-and you’ll have plenty of time to hang out with you regrets.
During Mercury retrograde, make use of words beginning with “re.” Simon & Garfunkel’s classic “Feelin’ Groovy” stresses these “re” words: recreation and relaxation. So rejoice that it’s Mercury retrograde again…and rejuvenate.
